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James, 23, Oklahoma, Clinical Lab Chemistry Tech, Part-Time Panda
woah that is not enough whipped cream. you need to add enough so that its screams can be drowned out so that no one can hear it. If you haven’t used an entire bowl of miracle whip you aren’t doing it right.
Miracle whip? Isn’t that the stuff you put on sandwiches?
The fuck. I fucked up I fucked iup I fkcued up shit I meant cool whip I fucked up god damn it don’t put mayonnaise on your bmp pumpkin pie kids not unless you want children to scream in anguish at a movie theater during your favorite part in the movie
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Yes, I do enjoy walking at night. The world’s more to my liking then, not so loud, not so fast, not so crowded, and a good deal more mysterious.
like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss
Seriously folks, think about your metaphors for a moment. “I don’t have a tank, sir. It’s going everywhere” nearly made me spit tea all over myself.
Before I discovered the Internet.
I watched this for the second time with my bf last winter. SUCH GREAT ACTING! When this scene happened, my bf glanced over at me and I had tears streaming down my face. He immediately got all concerned and huggly X3 I was like “I’M SORRY -sobbing- I just get.. emotionally invested.. and put myself in their place!”
This scene was improvised, so ludacris’ reaction is genuine and dwayne didn’t have a line after tyrese said his.
Parallel: Christmas Special - The Runaway Bride x S04E01 - Partners in Crime
Playground of the damned
is it bad i would totally want my future kids to have this
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