May 2013
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the-fandom-queen-of-skaia:
shazelblue:
what if saliva was just ur taste buds jerking off to attractive food
I tried to scroll.
I tried so fucking hard.
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harrysthefather:
harrysthefather:
SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM
HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD
OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE...
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goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
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quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
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saboobnah:
bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you
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Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
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“But I have seen the best of you and the worst of you, and I choose both.”
– Sarah Kay and Phil Kaye, “An Origin Story” (via cirea)
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penccils:
voculabulary:
penccils:
voculabulary:
luststrade:
swaggie: je swag, tu swags, il/elle/on swag, nous swagons, vous swagez, ils/elles swagent
actually it’s nous swageons
there’s always an e after a g if it’s at the end of the stem
well that depends on how the g in swaggie is pronounced
since it’s a hard g, it should be swagons
But no words in French end with a hard g...
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jaclcfrost:
“shouldn’t you be sleeping”
jacknoir:
“whats up”
“the roof”
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