March 2012
“I think it’s funny, but the last thing you’ll ever see me do is jump up and...”
– George Clooney on rumors of his sexuality (via gayerthanjew)
February 2012
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
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Food and Wine Pairing Chart
cooktravelwrite:
Chart from acmefood.com
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English-speaker: Ooh, speak French to me baby.
French-speaker: Ta mere est une vache, et je foutais ta salope d'une soeur la nuit dernière.
English-speaker: Oh, you're such a romantic!
When you're stalking someone on Facebook and...
tyleroakley:
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Watchtragiquexcomedy:
jonwithabullet:
Ricky Gervais and Jon Stewart talk about pandas, panda sex, panda porn, panda lifestyle and pandas in general.
this is just hysterical.
I cried laughing. Again.
memewhore:
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domics:
dose-of-domz:
If you crump stand up...
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